Friday, June 24, 2011

Singapore Summary

When: June 17th
Where: Singapore
What: Cliff-notes of Singapore

Running in Singapore Rush-Hour

I got a fairly respectable run in through Singapore traffic during rush-hour.  Singapore drivers actually speed up when they see you about to run across the cross-walk.  They don't want to kill you, but they are actually racing to get to the cross-walk before you start to cross.  This mix of competitiveness and intimidation is highly effective.  As a result, no one jay-walks and there is always a pause before cross-walkers are told by the green-man that they can safely cross the street.  So anyway, back to my run...

Singapore restaurants done locally are just an expansion on the whole hawker-stall setup through-out the city.  (Note: Hawker-stalls are a disorganized & dirtier version of a Simon Mall Food Court, but they do make some amazing, fresh, and cheap food. )  The local restaurants just start out as a kitchen with a couple of plastic chairs and tables, but as the restaurant grows in popularity, the tables start to make their way out into the side-walk.  The restaurant sprawl out onto the side-walk is way more pushy than the tasteful Bistro layout that you see in the Domain or Santana Row.  However, I have to hand it to the local Singaporeans.  This restaurant expansion plan is a smart way to grab extra real-estate without having to pay more for it.  And in concentrated restaurant areas, there is really no end to the restaurants.  A long line of restaurants out on the sidewalk.  Okay really, now that there is all the background, to the run..

This sidewalk-turned-restaurant created a weird situation for me. In the morning, it was never a problem because they are closed.  But during evening rush-hour, 6 miles into the run, on a humid Singapore evening, when I've already stripped down to my sports bra and 'peeing sweat' (as Mike McNeal would say), I felt very under-dressed as I ran THROUGH the restaurants, dodging hostesses, waiters, patrons.   It was a Singapore steeple-chase.  And the only alternative would be to run in the road, which as I mentioned, has its own unique problems. 

Geylang (I can never remember how to spell it) - Red Light District

As a result, the rest of the week was very bad for running.  Wednesday evening, I headed over to Glen and Anja's place in Geylang - which is the Red Light District of Singapore.  I love it.  Geylang has the coolest Georgetown style homes with the second story shutters and front doors that open onto the street.  You see these homes all over old parts of KL, Penang, Singapore-Chinatown.  When the windows are open, from inside the houses, you can sit and listen to the restaurant chatter around the corner.  At night around midnight, Anja tells me that for entertainment, her and Glen will watch the regulars strolling on the street, picking up their 'customers' for the evening.  Anja cracks me up - she is a German that just says things so directly. 

We walked down the street to their local eatery, called the Happy Kitchen, which is an unassuming restaurant, again, sprawled out onto the side-walk.  Happy Kitchen has cheap beer, plastic chairs, plastic table-cloths, kick-ass dumplings, fried squid, stewed mushrooms for less then 45 Sing dollars.  Cheap  This place is authentic Singapore style eating, which is a long way from the buffet style food that they serve in all the chrome-steel-and-modern-glass downtown hotels stuffed with expats.

Anja (who is a vegetarian) made me try a Singaporean delight, called a Century Egg.  The name is fitting.  Glen describes a century egg as a hard-boiled egg which has been buried under-ground and forgotten about for two weeks.  And then you dig it up and douse it with horse-piss.  (Or at least, that is what it tastes like).

I agree with him.  It tasted like I had put uncooked skunk tail in my mouth.  At this point in my four weeks in Asia, I started craving cheese-burgers. 






Saturday, June 18, 2011

Rainy Days in Bangalore


"41.6% of the Indian population earns less than $1.25/day in Purchase Power Parity (PPP) terms."
  - Bangalore Times, Saturday June 11, 2011.

Was In: Bangalore, India
When: Saturday, June 4, 2011. 

The Indian taxi drivers always ask "Are you going for shopping madam?"  I guess this is a reality of American women is that when in India, they prefer the nearest multi-story malls to go shopping.   Instead for me, I headed to the Lal Bagh Botanical Gardens - a 92 acre park in the middle of Bangalore. An Indian version of Central Park. 

Lal Bagh is delightful - smack in the middle of the park, there is a white temple with blue cow figurines up on a rocky slope.  And its mango season here (what is it with all the mangos lately), so there are about 30 different vendors right next to the temple, selling the fruit by the kilo for lunch. 

I got to see a crazy sudden rain storm in Lal Bagh, where everyone hid under funky canopy trees - the branches are so fat that they alone, give pretty good shelter.  The young kids take advantage of the rain to run around and get dirty.  When it is all over, everyone is universally thrilled by the big fat rainbow that appears on the horizon. 

Now the same thing happened at Lal Bagh that happens everywhere else in India.  People want pictures.  It is a little odd.  First, they are all shy and wave.  Then they say hello.  Then they want me to take pictures of them.  They REALLY want me to take pictures of them, but with my camera.  Then they want pictures of me.  Then with their children.  And from there it escalates, because in India people tend to congregate when they think something may be interesting.   The first families take my picture because I just look interesting--pale, blond, and tall.

And then the second wave mistakenly thinks that the first group of folks were taking pictures of me because I am a celebrity, and so then they want to get into the action.  But it is all in good fun - because the India kids are consistently photogenic with these bright eyes and serious smiles.  And then the women with their brightly colored weekend saris. 

The part that I have a hard time with is the beggars when they show up.  When you see the beggars, you kind of have to make your eyes go blurry, like watching a violent scene in a movie.  Kids with broken bones that healed at wrong angles, a blind man with really messed-up eyes.  It is heart-breaking, but it is a perfectly calibrated system.  The beggars have handlers that get all the pan-handled money.   It wasn't too bad in Lal Bagh that Saturday - only a couple that followed me around with their beggar zombie walk.

But this is the part that really sticks with me such that I'm writing about it two weeks later -- is that these pan-handlers at best, make the norm in terms of income in India ($1.25/day).  And while the woman and her blind companion are asking me for 2 rupees (approx. equal to 5 cents), I happen to be carrying in my bag on that day: an ipad2, ipod, Blackberry, and mini-Nikon camera, and 4 different currencies equal to USD200 (yes, it was a big bag and to would-be muggers, not a normal amount of stuff for me to carry).   The value of the crap in my purse is easily more than what these guys will earn in 3 years.  There is a really big gulf between the have and have-nots here.

But even so as you will see from a few of the photos, many Indians living with way less creature comforts than what we have in the US, still appear happy, healthy, and fulfilled. 

Photos from Lal Bagh Botanical Gardens
























Sunday, June 12, 2011

Monkey Stories in Thailand

Was In: Phi Phi & Phuket, Thailand
When: May 29th, 2011 Weekend
Why: 5th Year Anniversary!

[Finally have a few moments to catch up on the goings-on over the past couple of weeks here in Asia.  Work has been crazy].

We arrived in Ton Sai Bay, Phi Phi on Saturday morning.  Friday night we spent in Karon Beach at the Kathanhani hotel, which is right outside Phuket about thirty minutes from the airport.  Nice place (Karon is) this time of year.  Quiet.  No one around. 

The entire weekend Roger kept pronouncing Phuket like he was speaking French.  For some reason, Roger gets away with this.  With anyone else, they would just sound pretentious.   

To get to Ton Sai and Phi Phi, you have to take the ferry from Phuket or Krabi.   This time around, we did Phuket.  Ton Sai is the jumping off point for a lot of main attractions in Phi Phi Don/Ley.  I prefer to get away from the town in Ton Sai Bay because it is usually filled with stinky bratty backpackers.  And there is a beautiful quiet spot in the northern most part of Phi Phi Don.  Zeavola is my favorite spot.  They have a few teak traditional houses, all open to the environment except for the glass enclosure around the bed, wardrobe, and AC.   Even the bathroom and shower is outdoors. 

This area of Phi Phi Don & Ley is one of the prettiest places I have ever seen in the world.  The bad news is that many other people in the world agree with me on this.

.. So early Saturday morning, after a breakfast of lychee, mango and coffee we hired our long tail for the day and headed to Phi Phi Ley, the tiny island with the beautiful bays.  All through-out the shallow part of Phi Phi Ley, the water is sparkling light blue and quiet, great for snorkeling.  I keep wondering how much more involved the experience could be by sailboat. 

My favorite spot of all is Pileh Bay - it's almost completely enclosed by the island, so as a result, in the middle of the Andaman Sea, you have hardly any waves.  The only waves come from the wake of the long-tail boats. 

Next is Maya Bay and it is drop dead gorgeous, which is its main draw back because the beach is crowded with large speedboats plus many tourists.  Probably 15 boats and 200 people.  We took a less traveled way and swam in through the back via Loh Samah Bay and climbed up the jagged rocks and wet rickety ladder.  It was a little dicey at first.  The waves were strong and tossing us (well, me) around like seaweed.  And still wearing my fins, it made it difficult to get up the ladder.  Obviously, fish haven't evolved to climb on ladders.  My next time at Maya, I will figure out how to see it without everyone else.  By sunrise, or sunset.  After everyone else has left. 

After Maya, we headed to Monkey Beach to see the beach-bumming monkeys beg for food.  They eat bananas like humans.  Or should I say, humans eat bananas like monkeys.  A monkey ran off with someone's pink shoe.  I don't think he mistook it for a watermelon, he just wanted the shoe.  Two other monkeys were drinking cokes out of a plastic cups like they were downing pints.  I could have watched for hours.  They act so human.  They know that they are being watched.  They perform.  They have fingers that wash the sand of the bananas before they eat them. 

I should mention Roger's favorite part of the trip.  I was wearing a lime green bikini - the color of an unripe mango.  And two monkeys either wanted my bikini because they thought thought it was food, or they just wanted attention.  One started pulling down the bottoms.  The other jumped from the trees to grab my top.  I did what any good American girl would do.  I screamed but did not nothing but stand there.  Two American dudes and an entertained Spaniard looked on.

I guess the difference between male monkeys and Western men is this: what men think, monkeys do.


Monkeying Around on Monkey Beach

She needs a bra



Hola, I speak 4.5 languages.  Love me.


On ferry from Phuket to Ton Sai.

Roger (sort of) smiles when you face him into the sun


Loh Samah Bay



Zeavola, Phi Phi Don


My 'front yard' view @ Zeavola



Pileh Bay, Phi Phi Ley




Viking Cave, Phi Phi Ley